Padwan Jones

You ready to do this shit?

Fuck yeah let's go

Train this weekend?

Can't. Camping trip this weekend. What does your schedule look like?

Camping!? Did you get your fire permit? I'm at the gym about 5 nearly every morning. Join me when you've got time, princess.

Yes, Dad. Think I should be worried?

About the fire permit?

No this whole thing

No, you're gonna be fine. Get the conditioning in any way but don't injure yourself. Pace yourself, you know what a set back that can be. On a positive note, no one is screaming at you that you suck and should quit while giving you a mouth full of that nasty ass hose water!

In general though...

That doubt I hear?

Nah I'm good

Dude, you've got a spotless, impressive record. This is the one time you don't have to be humble. You're not walking in fresh with your EMT-B asking to be taken seriously with no relevant work history. You've worked with so many of these crews in different station houses on and off for the last sixteen years. Your record in trauma and rescue is actually impressive. That puts you above a lot of candidates. Own your shit, dude. The only thing that could potentially set you back is that you waited this long to do it and you're probably going to explain why you left to begin with, but that's easily explainable. That shoulder still give you trouble?

You've got nothing to be worried about, just be patient with the process. I can't tell you how long it will take, could be anywhere from two months to eighteen... probably sooner, though. Alright I've already hyped you enough. Do you need me to suck your dick, too?

I forgot how motivational you are...

Wtf? Hey, fucker, that WAS motivational. Last time I give you an attaboy.

Roger that

I'm gonna smoke the shit out of you next week.

Ohhh don't threaten me with a good time. I'm turning my phone off. See you next week, buddy!

RE: Letter of Resignation Inbox
Jason Scott
to me
07 May ⋯
What? Over e-mail? After nine years? Call me ASAP!!

Jason Scott, Business Aviation Executive
9465 Wilshire Blvd, STE 300
Beverly Hills, CA

From: James Porter
Sent: Friday, May 7, 2021 11:30 AM
To: Scott, Jason
Subject: Letter of Resignation


I regret to inform you this email is to notify you that I am resigning from Jet Options as a pilot.

I am proud to have been a pilot with Jet Options for nine years. When I left the Air Force, I felt like a fish out of water. Jet Options welcomed me with open arms, treated me with understanding, patience, kindness, and today has become like my family. The experience I have received and the relationships I have built over the years through Jet Options is unmatched and I will miss it dearly.

Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to grow, develop, and learn as a pilot under your wing. This wasn't an easy decision, but my decision is final. May 25th will be my last day of employment.

Please contact me if I can make the transition process proceed more smoothly.

Thank you

James Porter, Pilot
9465 Wilshire Blvd, STE 300
Beverly Hills, CA

Captain Miller
5 May, 2021 at 2:13 PM
Call Back

Hey James, it's Captain Miller. I'm surprised it took you so long to finally pull the trigger. Be patient, there's a ladder we need to climb but we're looking forward to talking with you boys. Call me so we can chat. In the meantime, get your tests scheduled. Talk soon.

jamesnotjimmy Counting my blessings in Sedona, AZ today. How's your day looking? #pilotlife #jetoptions
jamesnotjimmy Later.
thelittlestporter Why haven't you called your poor mother?
jamesnotjimmy You both realize that I do in fact have a cellphone with texting capabilities, right? You can text me?
thelittlestporter And miss out on mom over using emojis with her caps lock on, on social media? This is way more entertaining.
06 MAY

Just watch me now.

Hey Brother
Avicii • True

Watch Me
The Phantoms • Take The World

Next Level
Mountains vs Machines • Next Level

No Mercy
Zayde Wolf • Modern Alchemy

Best Shot
Mountains vs Machines • Elevate

Born For This
The Score • Pressure

Play With Fire
WAR*HALL • King of the World

I'm Dangerous
The EverLove • Walk Through Fire

Poker Face
You Me At Six • Kiss and Tell

How Do You Like Me Now
The Heavy • The House That Dirt Built

My Body
Volbeat • Outlaw Gentlemen & Shady Ladies

This Is What I Live For
Graffiti Ghosts • Graffiti Ghosts

This Is My World (Feat. Austin Jenckes)
Esterly • This Is My World

Simple Thieves, Sam Tinnesz • Bulletproof

Can't Stop Me Now
Oh The Larceny • Oh The Larceny

Run With Giants (Doves Mix)
Sam Tinnesz, Built By Titans • White Doves

Rule the World
Valley Of Wolves • Out For Blood

Sound off the Sirens
Sam Tinnesz • Babel

Go Big or Go Home
Chuxx Morris • Go Big or Go Home

Swim For Your Life
The Pale White • Swim For Your Life

My Name Is...
Once Monsters • My Name Is...

The Fear
The Score • Pressure


Look Better In Gold
Friday Pilots Club • Look Better in Gold

Syn Cole, Kaspara • Breathe (feat. kaspara)

Gladiator • Zayde Wolf

Tent (and footprint, stakes)
Sleeping bags & pads
Headlamps or flashlights (13) (extra batteries)
Camp chairs
Lantern (and mantles and fuel/batteries if needed)
Screen house
Sleeping bag liners
Tablecloth and clips
Clothesline with clips

Tools & Repair Items
Duct tape
Extra cord
Tent-pole repair sleeve
Pad/Mattress repair kit
Hammer (for hammering tent stakes)
Small broom and dustpan

Cook pots (and pot holders)
Frying pan
Eating utensils
Cooking utensils
Bottle opener, can opener, corkscrew
Sharp knife
Cutting board
Ice and Ice Packs
Water bottles
Biodegradable soap
Pot scrubber/sponge(s)
Trash/recycling bags
Grill rack
Dutch oven
Coffee Pot/Tea Kettle
Marshmallow/hot dog roasting forks
Small food-storage containers/bags/foil
Large water jugs

Portable Charger/Battery packs
Navigation tools
Book/reading material
Notebook and pen/pencil
Bluetooth Speaker
Corn Hole
Solo Cups & Ping Pong Balls
Deck of Cards & Uno
Dry bags

Clothing & Footwear
Moisture-wicking underwear
Moisture-wicking T-shirts
Quick-drying pants/shorts
Long-sleeve shirts
Lightweight fleece or jacket
Water sandals

Health & Hygiene
Toilet paper
Hand sanitizer
Toothbrush and toothpaste
Toiletry kit
Quick-dry towel
First-aid kit (Bring the big boy!)
Sunglasses (and sunglasses straps)
Lip balm
Insect repellent
Insect repellent candles
Urinary products
Baby wipes
Alcohol or antiseptic wipes

Personal Items
Personal Items
Credit card and/or cash
Campsite reservation confirmation (in your e-mail)


Photos Memories Shared Albums

Wed, June 20, 2018, 1:20pm

I miss you. I don't want it to end like that. Don't you see how good this could be? We could be really happy.

That was a mistake, Renee. That can't happen ever agan. I'm really sorry.

Fri, June 29, 2018, 9:30pm

You fucking texted Morrigan??? Why would you do that?! Never once did I text Mike. That was fucked up, Renee.

What the fuck did you tell her?!


Answer your phone please

Stop ignoring my phone calls


NEVER speak to me again. You are getting everything you deserve right now.

Mon, July 30, 2018, 10:32am

I heard about what happened. I'm sorry. I thought you guys would work it out... I didn't think she would leave you. Are you okay?

Sat, September 29, 2018, 2:32am

I miss you. Please answer my calls. I can't stop thinking about you.

Fri, January 11, 2019, 5:47pm

Cry to Me by Solomon Burke came on today while I was cleaning out the mess Alexis made in the backseat. It made me think of you, New York in the fall, and that hotel we were obsessed with... I don't know why I'm texting you. Please don't answer this. I don't want to hear from you. I just need to get this out of my system.

Fri, December 6, 2019, 9:00pm

Happy birthday

Thu, March 12, 2020, 3:26pm

Saw you in the office earlier filling out paperwork with Rhyse and Celeste... You're fucking her, aren't you?

Not your business, Renee. Stay out of it.

Can't resist shitting where you eat? You are so predictable. Are you going to decide you would rather be with your ex-wife when this one tells you she loves you, too?

Tell your husband I said hello.


You already fucked me, remember?

You're disgusting. And childish.

You texted me? You started this?

She must be special if me mentioning her elicited this kind of emotional response from you. You haven't answered a single text in how long, but I mention her and suddenly...?

Fuck you

But "you already fucked me, remember?"

Sun, November 22, 2020, 1:02am

I filed for divorce from Michael yesterday. I don't know what I'm feeling. I am a mixture of relieved, heartbroken, terrified... I feel so free, but then there are parts of me that ache so deeply. I loved who he was. I kept waiting for him to be the man I fell in love with, but we grew into separate people and we brought out our worst selves with each other. We didn't make each other better. We tore each other apart. We were so ugly, James... I'm so confused. I haven't even processed what's going to happen with the kids. Please don't answer this text. I just needed to tell someone. You are the only person I can tell who will understand and won't try to talk me out of it. I just need someone to hear me. You always heard me.

Sun, December 6, 2020, 3:03am

Happy Birthday, James.

Sat, May 8, 2021

Jason just called me freaking out. He said you quit over e-mail and that you are not answering your phone... I would be worried, but I know you would rather pull your own teeth out than have an uncomfortable conversation.

OH and BTW, Jason also let me know that you and Celeste are engaged.

What the actual fuck, James? "Work makes things too complicated?" Apparently the only thing complicated was your feelings about me. I guess I just wasn't good enough for you.


I'm so glad you quit. Now I don't have to dread running into you every time I have to stop in the fucking office. You ruined my life.

Fucking call Jason so he leaves me the fuck alone about you.

That's one hell of a congratuatlions.

Call Jason, asshole.